At first I’m like:
But then I realize how bored I am and I’m like:
| Interviewer: | Who's Single |
| *a year passes by* | |
| *i walk over to china* | |
| *goes swimming for a couple hours* | |
| *listens to ed sheeran's album 7 times* | |
| *watch paint dry* | |
| Harry: | oh i am |
| Harry: | Wow look, a bunch of deers. |
| Harry: | I'm really compelled to take a picture of them. |
| Harry: | But my normal camera isn't enough. |
| Harry: | I have to be the hipster that I am and use instagram. |
| Harry: | Oh no, harry_styles is already taken. |
| Harry: | Why would anyone steal my name |
| Harry: | Give me my name please |
| Harry: | Hey that can be my name |
| Harry: | Givememynameplease |
| Harry: | I'm funny |
| Harry: | Hmm... deers...and instagram.... |
| Harry: | I'll call it deerstagram! |
| Harry: | And put a question mark after it |
| Harry: | Deerstagram? |
| Harry: | Perfect. |
| Harry: | I can't even handle how witty I am I love myself |
| One Direction: | Liam's the smart one. |
| Liam: | Where's Venezuela? |
| Liam: | I don't even know Zayn's number. |
| Liam: | I'm afraid of spoons and I can't remember the last time I've eaten soup in a restaurant. |
| Liam: | No profanity guys. But listen while I play Eminem and Drake. |
| Liam: | I'll help with your homework guys but I can only answer 2+2 is definitely 4 |
| Me: | You're lucky you're cute and talented. |
“i hate you” i whisper as i reblog his face for the hundredth time
(via runningaroundinlimbo)
| Peeta: | You're insecure, don't know what for. |
| Katniss: | Not again. |
| Peeta: | I'm throwing bread when i walk out the door. |
| Katniss: | Peeta. |
| Peeta: | Don't need make-up, to cover up. That reaping dress in enough |
| Katniss: | ...really |
| Peeta: | Everyone else in the district can see it, everyone else but you. Katniss you light up my world like nobody else. The way that you're catching fire gets me overwhelmed. But when you climb up those tree's it ain't had too tell. You don't know, oh oh, you don't know I love you so. |